A letter to my friend’s unborn spawn
This is a letter written by a good friend of mine. He is a soon to be father, and this is what he wants to say to the child at some point in the future. Made me laugh so I have to share with the world 😀
My wife asked me to write a letter to our yet t be born little girl, so here goes:
Dearest little M,
I borrowed Santa’s X-ray goggles (yes, he’s real!) the other day to try to get a look at you. All the ladies at the doctor’s office have been saying how unbearably cute you are.
I was shocked to find that you are not a human child at all but some sort of pink, hairless, alien-ferret hybrid! As a result, I believe a talk with your mommy is in order. No worries though, You are kinda cute and daddy still loves you.
So no matter what insanely-powerful mutant form you take on, always remember that daddy will protect you from the angry mobs(as if you’ll need me to), and that he loves you very much.
P.S. I don’t know exactly how to send this to you, so I’ll just hold on to it for you, ok?